This is my Halloween Costume Basic Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Seriously, this T-shirt that just says 'This is my Halloween costume' is my costume. Deal with it, because I'm not putting in more effort than this. "This Is My Halloween Costume," a unisex heavy cotton tee so ballsy it’ll make ghosts jealous! Tailor-made for the brainiacs who’d rather drop a clever zinger than fuss with some lame dress-up nonsense. It’s heavy cotton, because your Halloween hustle needs a fabric with some serious spine. Throw it on and prowl like the slickest specter in town—October 31st just got a brainy upgrade, you cunning fiend! 

 

Now, let’s dish the dirt: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the secret weapon of your wardrobe, the granddaddy of chill that casual style worships. It’s dying for a slick design to rake in the dough—because who doesn’t love a profit plot twist? The “expert-twisted threads” (fancy, right?) set the stage for prints that hit harder than a vampire’s bite. No side seams, so you’re not itching like a zombie with a rash, and the shoulders are locked down with tape—because your brilliance needs a tee that hangs tough. 

 

Packing medium heft (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton swagger—cozy year-round, green as a witch’s brew, and sturdy enough to survive your candy coma. The classic cut is easy and breezy, with a crew neck that’s “eternal”—perfect for ruling any vibe, from lazy hauntings to semi-posh scare-fests. Rip-off label? You bet, because you’re too slick for scratchy tag drama. Forged from 100% US cotton, harvested with honor, blessed by Gildan’s lofty US Cotton Trust Protocol cred. 

 

Oeko-Tex approved, so you can smirk knowing your creepy tee is as legit as it is lethal. This thing’s a wearable “boo-yeah”—rock it and run the night, you sly monster!