There's an Asshole Looking at Me! Funny Adult Humor Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit

Check out this little number—a baby bodysuit that’s got more attitude than a toddler on a sugar high. Stamped front and center with "There’s an Asshole Looking at Me," it’s the perfect mix of pint-sized sass and adult humor. Ideal for the parent who’s over the cutesy crap and wants something that says, “Yeah, I’m raising a tiny dictator, so what?” Slip it on your kid and watch the room do a double-take—because nothing screams “I’m here for the chaos” like this. 

 

This fine jersey onesie is the unsung hero of infant wardrobes—soft enough to keep the little gremlin comfy, but sturdy enough to handle the inevitable spit-up apocalypse. Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or a cotton-poly blend for heather vibes), it’s got a reinforced three-snap closure that’ll survive your fumbly diaper changes. Rib-knit binding keeps it snug, and the tear-away label means no whining about scratchy tags. Sizes run from newborn to 24 months, so your kid can rock the snark from day one to tantrum central. 

 

Pair it with a pacifier and call it a day—because who’s got time for more?