Swallows Bird NSFW Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

Strap in for this feathered firebomb: "Swallows," an NSFW unisex heavy cotton tee that’s got a naughty bird pun so sharp it’ll ruffle every feather in the flock! Perfect for the bird-obsessed brainiacs who catch the ahem double meaning and love a good wink-wink. It’s heavy cotton, because your cheeky wordplay deserves a fabric with some serious beak—er, backbone. Throw it on and soar above the dullards—you’re the slickest wingman around, you pun-slinging stud!
 

Here’s the dirt, you clever birder: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the alpha of your wardrobe, the nest where casual cool hatches its wildest eggs. It’s dying for a raunchy design to turn heads and wallets—because who doesn’t want to profit off a dirty bird joke? The “expert-crafted threads” (fancy, huh?) make it a canvas for prints that screech louder than a horny swallow in spring. No side seams, so you’re not twitching like a sparrow on a wire, and the shoulders are taped tough—because your wit’s too fly to fall apart.
 

Loaded with medium heft (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton glory—comfy year-round, eco-smart enough to impress the tree-huggers, and sturdy as a hawk’s talons. The classic fit is loose and loud, with a crew neck that’s “eternal”—ruling any perch, from backyard birdwatching to semi-snazzy fly-ins. Rip-off label? Damn right, because you’re too smooth for tag tantrums. Built from 100% US cotton, plucked with pride, stamped with Gildan’s lofty US Cotton Trust Protocol seal.
 

Oeko-Tex certified, so you can cackle knowing your saucy tee is as legit as your swagger. This is a wearable “caw-caw, get it?”—sport it and rule the skies, you bawdy genius!