Stay Calm and Listen to Metal Unicorn Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Music Lovers

A badass unicorn rocking out under the command "Stay Calm and Listen to Metal." It’s the kind of shirt that says, “I’ve got chaos in my soul and a riff in my heart, deal with it.” Perfect for the metalhead who’d rather blast distortion than breathe, it’s a wearable shrug at life’s nonsense with a horned twist. 

 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is the grunt of your wardrobe, the base layer for whatever passes as your style. Throw a design on it, and maybe it’ll actually sell. The fibers are spun with some clever trickery for sharp, vivid printing—because blurry logos are for posers. No side seams to chafe your pits, and taped shoulders so it doesn’t fall apart mid-mosh. 

 

It’s medium fabric—5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for the detail-obsessed—100% cotton, sustainably made so you can feel smug about your carbon footprint while screaming lyrics. Classic fit, crew neck, the usual timeless shtick that works whether you’re at a gig or just pretending to function in public. Tear-away label for no itch, and it’s 100% US cotton, ethically sourced via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol—because even rebels can have a conscience. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, so it’s safe to wear while you ignore the world’s problems. Rock this overpriced ode to metal, you glorious noise junkie.