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Pizza Blanket - Double-Sided Flannel Pepperoni Pizza Blanket
Behold, the Pepperoni Pizza Blanket of Your Wildest Dreams available in five different sizes: Feast your eyes on this bad boy—a giant, obnoxiously realistic pepperoni pizza blanket that’ll have your crew green with envy as you cocoon yourself in its cheesy, saucy glory. This isn’t just a blanket; it’s a single-layer masterpiece of cozy rebellion, turning you into the human pizza no one knew they needed in their life. Perfect for gifting to the teenage gremlins in your orbit—boys, girls, whoever—they’ll lose their minds over this.
Size & Material That Slaps: Forget those basic round blankets that wish they had this much swagger. Spanning a glorious 60 inches, this pizza swaddle is crafted from 285 grams of premium flannel—non-fading, lint-free, and so damn soft you’ll want to live in it. Wear it, drape it over your sofa, drag it to bed, take it on a road trip, or flex it as a picnic mat—this thing’s got more uses than your average TikTok life hack.
Gift Game Strong: This isn’t just a blanket; it’s a vibe. A bold, in-your-face gift for your teen’s boyfriend, girlfriend, or that special someone you tolerate enough to spoil. It’s a party starter, a camping essential, and a festival flex all rolled into one greasy, gorgeous package.
Care Instructions (Because We Know You’ll Mess This Up): Look, genius, wash this edible-looking masterpiece before you dive in—gentle cycle, cold water, tumble dry low if you must.
It won’t fade, it won’t shrink, and it’ll stay smugly perfect while you figure out how to adult. Enjoy, you pizza-wrapped legend.
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