People Rating - A Fucking Nightmare Funny NSFW Accent Coffee Mug (11, 15oz)

Say hello to your new morning, bitch! The "People Rating A Fucking Nightmare" accented ceramic mug—because who gives a crap about a cheerful wake-up when humanity’s a total shitshow? This smug little bastard blends style and function like a pro, elevating your pathetic coffee or tea ritual from "meh" to "fuck yeah." Pick your poison: 11oz (0.33 l) for a quick cry or 15oz (0.44 l) to wallow in your brew like the sad sack you are.

 

Crafted from white ceramic with a glossy finish that’s slicker than your last excuse, it’s got a colored interior and handle to remind you life’s not all beige misery. The C-shaped handle’s ergonomic, so even your clumsy mitts can manage it, and it’s lead and BPA-free—because why let chemicals ruin your day when people already do? Choose from five snazzy interior and handle colors, because eye-catching contrast is the least you deserve while sipping through the hellscape of existence.

Material: white ceramic with a colored interior and handle that says "I dare you to judge me."
Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)—big enough for your tears.
Glossy finish, because matte’s for losers.
C-shaped handle for your lazy grip.
Lead and BPA-free, so you can poison yourself with caffeine instead. 

 
The pun’s still the same: "People Rating" twists from rating folks to "ratting"—snitches and pests making your life a "fucking nightmare." Drink up, you glorious trainwreck.