People - A Fucking Nightmare Do Not Recommend Funny NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Behold the "People A Fucking Nightmare Do Not Recommend Funny NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee" from Totally Random Gifts—a savage roast of humanity’s collective bullshit. "People A Fucking Nightmare Do Not Recommend" is scrawled across it in a font that’s practically flipping you off, no clever puns here—just raw, unfiltered disdain for the species. It’s the ideal threads for when you’d rather tell the world to fuck off than fake a smile.

This cotton monster is your closet’s resident cynic, unisex so all can wallow in the misanthropy. Crafted from 100% US cotton via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, letting you feel a smug twinge of virtue before cursing it all anyway. Medium thickness at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)—stats for the masochists still counting. No side seams to grate on your nerves, sturdy shoulders to endure your rants, and a peel-off tag because even the shirt’s fed up.

Sporting a timeless crew neck and true-to-size from S to 5XL—snag whatever fits your depth of disgust. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a riot when people suck this hard. Add it to your haul, shell out for delivery, and don it to glare at society—or not. 

This top isn’t here to play nice; it’s here to back your one-star review of existence and light a match.