No Lives Matter Pentagram Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Black Only)

Oh, look, it’s the "No Lives Matter" tee from Totally Random Gifts—a real gem for the jaded misanthrope who’s over everyone’s sanctimonious whining. Black only, because of course it is; what other color screams “I’ve checked out” louder? A pentagram sprawls across it like Satan’s doodle pad, with "No Lives Matter" scrawled above in a font that’s probably smirking at you. Perfect for when you want to say “screw it all” but still need something to wear to the gas station.

This heavy cotton slab is your wardrobe’s grumpy backbone, a unisex catch-all for when you’re too bitter to care about fit but still want to look like you’re making a point. Made with 100% US cotton via Gildan’s oh-so-noble Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can feel smug about ethics while hating everything else. Medium fabric at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)—fancy stats for the nerds who still think numbers mean something. No side seams to piss you off, taped shoulders to keep it together when you’re falling apart, and a tear-away label because even the shirt knows you’re irritated.

It’s got that classic crew neck vibe—timeless, like your disdain—and it’s Oeko-Tex certified, because safety matters when nothing else does, right? Runs true to size, allegedly, so pick from S to 5XL and pray it fits your sour mood. Add it to your cart, fork over your cash, and wear it ironically—or don’t. Either way, the universe doesn’t give a damn, and neither does this shirt.