My Ducks Are NOT In A Row! Funny Pun Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Get ready to ruffle some feathers with this gem: "My Ducks Are Not in a Row," a unisex heavy cotton tee that’s packing a pun so loud it’ll quack up the whole damn room! Made for the quick-witted renegades who catch the “ducking” disorder vibe and thrive in the glorious mess. It’s heavy cotton, because your untamed hilarity needs a fabric that can take the wild ride. Throw it on and waddle like the baddest bird in the flock—you’re the sultan of screw-ups, you pun-slaying rockstar!

 

Here’s the deal, you feisty fowl: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the untouchable titan of your wardrobe, the swamp where casual cool flaps its wings and runs amok. It’s begging for a bonkers design to stack that cash—because who doesn’t want to profit off a feathered fiasco? The “prime-spun strands” (fancy much?) deliver prints that blare louder than a duck call at dawn. No side seams, so you’re not squawking about armpit grief, and the shoulders are locked down hard—because your mayhem’s too fierce to fall apart.

 

Loaded with medium grit (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton badassery—comfy year-round, eco-cool enough to impress the greenies, and built like a brick shithouse. The classic fit is loose and rowdy, with a crew neck that’s “forever”—owning every turf, from sloppy chill seshes to semi-slick shindigs. Ditchable label? You bet your beak, because you’re too slick for scratchy bullshit. Crafted from 100% US cotton, snatched with swagger, blessed by Gildan’s hoity-toity US Cotton Trust Protocol seal. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, so you can grin knowing your rogue tee is as tough as your attitude. This is a wearable “duck yeah!”—sport it and rule the pond, you chaotic champ!