Look How Giant My Pen Is! Funny Adult NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Buckle up for this monster: "Look How Giant My Pen Is," an NSFW unisex heavy cotton tee that’s swinging a pun so big it’ll leave you blushing and chuckling—yep, it’s that kind of “pen” we’re talking about! Made for the quick-witted rebels who spot the dirty twist and live for the laugh. It’s heavy cotton, because your massive… ego needs a fabric with some real heft. Slap it on and strut like the cockiest scribe in town—you’re writing the rules, you filthy-minded maestro!

 

Here’s the skinny, you sly dog: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the heavyweight champ of your closet, the ink-stained foundation where casual swagger gets scribbled. It’s screaming for a bold design to cash in—because who doesn’t want to bank on a well-endowed joke? The “prime-spun fibers” (ooh, sounds intellectual) set up prints that hit harder than a ballpoint to the face. No side seams, so you’re not squirming like a kid caught doodling, and the shoulders are locked in solid—because your punchline’s too huge to flop.

 

Packing medium punch (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton grit—cozy all year, green enough to impress the granola crowd, and tough as your… imagination. The classic cut is free and fierce, with a crew neck that’s “timeless”—ruling any scene, from barstool banter to semi-fancy flexing. Peel-off label? Hell yeah, because you’re too slick for scratchy nonsense. Forged from 100% US cotton, harvested with grit, tagged with Gildan’s high-and-mighty US Cotton Trust Protocol badge. 

 

Oeko-Tex sealed, so you can smirk knowing your raunchy tee is as legit as your bravado. This is a wearable “size matters”—rock it and dominate, you cheeky wordsmith!