It's A Beautiful Day to Leave Me the F#ck Alone Cute Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Check out this T-shirt that’s basically a neon sign screaming “back off” with a side of sass—it’s got “It’s a Beautiful Day to Leave Me the F*ck Alone” plastered across it in a font that doesn’t mess around. Perfect for the introvert who’d rather talk to their houseplants than deal with your small talk. Wear it loud, wear it proud, or just wear it to scare off the chatty coworker—your call. (Matching Coffee Cup Available)

 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is the no-frills backbone of your wardrobe, the kind of shirt that says “I exist, deal with it.” Slap a design on it, and maybe it’ll actually sell. The fibers are spun with some techy nonsense for sharp, vivid printing—because blurry sarcasm is just sad. No side seams to chafe your pits, and taped shoulders so it doesn’t disintegrate after one wash. 

 

It’s medium-weight—5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), if you’re into numbers—100% cotton, because who has time for blends? Sustainable, durable, whatever, it’s comfy year-round. Classic fit, crew neck, all that timeless jazz that works whether you’re sulking at home or pretending to be social. Tear-away label for no-itch vibes, and it’s 100% US cotton, ethically grown by Gildan, part of their Cotton Trust Protocol—fancy way of saying they’re not total jerks about production. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s nice when you’re telling the world to shove off. Enjoy your snarky cotton armor, you antisocial legend.