I Don't F#cking Care Bear NSFW Funny Sarcastic Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Strap in for this plush-powered punch: "I Don’t F*cking Care Bear," an NSFW unisex heavy cotton tee that twists a sweet little Care Bear into a foul-mouthed rebel so fierce it’ll make rainbows run for cover! Built for the quick-witted hellraisers who spot the “teddy turned tough” gag and live to torch the mushy stuff. It’s heavy cotton, because your no-nonsense swagger needs a fabric that can take your brutal brilliance. Slip it on and charge like the warlord of who-gives-a-damn—you’re the sultan of smack-talk, you profanity-pounding phenom!

 

Here’s the scoop, you untamed tornado: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the rogue overlord of your gear, the chaos pit where casual style kicks ass and takes names. It’s howling for a gritty design to rake in the bucks—because who doesn’t want to profit off a plushy punk-out? The “elite-woven threads” (fancy much?) blast prints that roar louder than a grizzly with a grudge. No side seams, so you’re not griping about armpit grief, and the shoulders are locked tight—because your snarl’s too savage to snap.

 

Packing medium brawn (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton thunder—cozy all year, green enough to smirk at the eco-hippies, and tough as a bear trap. The classic cut is bold and brash, with a crew neck that’s “immortal”—ruling every scene, from dive-bar rages to semi-fancy face-offs. Ditchable label? You bet your ass, because you’re too fierce for tag whining. Crafted from 100% US cotton, snatched with guts, stamped with Gildan’s lofty US Cotton Trust Protocol seal. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, so you can grin knowing your wild tee is as legit as your attitude. This is a wearable “stuff your hugs!”—rock it and dominate, you growl-dropping giant!