Hugs Not Drugs Funny Adult NSFW Retro Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Buckle up for this wild throwback: "Hugs Not Drugs," an NSFW unisex heavy cotton tee that’s dripping with more attitude than a ‘70s van mural! Made for the brainy badasses who’d rather dish out a sassy squeeze than mess with the hard stuff. It’s heavy cotton, because your vintage edge deserves a fabric with some damn muscle. Toss it on and strut like the slickest outlaw in the disco—you’re flipping the script on lame, and it’s a total blast, you clever renegade!

 

Here’s the scoop, hotshot: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the kingpin of your closet, the groovy godfather that casual flair salutes. It’s begging for a loud design to rake in the bucks—because who doesn’t want to cash in on some old-school spice? The “prime-twisted fibers” (ooh, fancy talk) set up prints that smack harder than a funk bassline. No side seams, so you’re not itching like a burnout on a bender, and the shoulders are locked in tight—because your retro reign doesn’t flop.

 

Packing medium grit (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton swagger—cozy all year, green enough to make the hippies nod, and built to outlast your lava lamp. The classic cut is free and fierce, with a crew neck that’s “forever”—ruling every gig, from laid-back jams to semi-fancy throwdowns. Ditchable label? You know it, because you’re too cool for scratchy crap. Forged from 100% US cotton, harvested with soul, tagged with Gildan’s highfalutin US Cotton Trust Protocol cred. 

 

Oeko-Tex locked, so you can smirk knowing your bold tee is as solid as your hustle. This is a wearable “hell yeah”—rock it and own the retro throne, you sly fox!