How Do I Block You In Real Life? Funny Facebook Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Got tired of people you can't stand? This "How Do I Block You In Real Life?" t-shirt is the perfect rude awakening for anyone getting too comfortable in your space. Wear it, and watch them get the message - loud and clear.

 

Oh, behold "How Do I Block You In Real Life?" Perfect for those of you who’ve mastered the art of dodging people online but still fumble in the real world. Made from heavy cotton, because apparently, your wardrobe needs a little extra heft to match your social media sass. Unisex, so anyone can rock this witty number and subtly hint they’re over your nonsense. Slip it on and let the world know you’re just too clever to deal with IRL annoyances without a manual. Brilliant. 

And here’s the deal—this unisex heavy cotton tee is supposedly the “basic staple” of your closet. Sure, it’s the foundation of casual fashion, if you buy into that hype. Just slap a cheeky design on it, and boom, you’re in the money. The “specially spun fibers” make it smooth for printing—vivid and sharp, because who doesn’t want their sarcasm in HD? No side seams, so you’re spared the tragedy of an itchy armpit, and the shoulders have tape for “durability,” because heaven knows you need the backup. 

It’s medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for that year-round comfort you’ll brag about while pretending to care about sustainability. The classic fit is all “comfy” and “relaxed,” with a crew neckline that’s timeless—or at least that’s the pitch—blending into any scene, casual or semi-fancy. Tear-away label? Yep, no scratches for your delicate sensibilities. Made with 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested, courtesy of Gildan’s proud US Cotton Trust Protocol membership. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can feel smug about safety and quality. It’s practically a saintly t-shirt—wear it and smirk away.