Heavy Metal Mom Pentagram Skeleton Hand Music Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Feast your eyes on the "Heavy Metal Mom Pentagram Skeleton Hand Music Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee" from Totally Random Gifts—a gloriously grim tribute to the badass matriarchs who shred harder than you ever will. A pentagram cradles a skeletal hand flashing the horns, with "Heavy Metal Mom" blaring above it in a font that’s practically headbanging. It’s less a pun and more a middle finger to minivan stereotypes—perfect for the mom who’d rather blast Slayer than bake cookies. 

This cotton beast is your wardrobe’s resident rebel, unisex so any metalhead can pledge allegiance. Forged from 100% US cotton under Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can sneer about ethics while cranking the volume. Medium weight at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)—numbers for the weirdos counting riffs. No side seams to harsh your vibe, reinforced shoulders to withstand your air guitar solos, and a detachable tag because even the fabric’s too cool for rules. 

Rocking a classic crew collar and true-to-size from S to 5XL—pick whatever matches your level of sonic devotion. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a laugh when you’re living loud. Throw it in your cart, cough up for shipping, and wear it to rattle the suburbs—or don’t. This tee’s not here to coddle; it’s here to salute the moms who’d mosh you into next week and toss you a pick.