Give Blood, Play Hockey Funny Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Behold the "Give Blood Play Hockey Funny Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt" from Totally Random Gifts—a brutal jab at the ice warriors who bleed for fun. "Give Blood Play Hockey" is scrawled across it in a font that’s practically spitting teeth, a grimly hilarious nod to the sport’s knack for turning rinks red. It’s the coziest way to flaunt your love for slapshots and stitches without saying a word.

 

This thick cotton-poly hybrid is your wardrobe’s resident tough guy, unisex so every puck-chaser can wrap up in its gritty charm. Crafted with a 50/50 cotton-poly blend—sourced with Gildan’s do-gooder vibes—so you can feel a flicker of pride before shrugging it off. Medium-heavy at 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)—stats for the masochists counting bruises. No side seams to cramp your style, a roomy hood with drawstrings to hide your battle scars, and a kangaroo pouch to stash your dignity.

 

True-to-size from S to 5XL—snag whatever fits your level of rink-rat devotion. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a riot when you’re leaking plasma. Toss it in your haul, shell out for shipping, and wear it to salute the chaos—or not. This hoodie isn’t here to coddle; it’s here to high-five your bloodlust and pass the ice pack.