Give Blood, Play Hockey Funny Sports Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Step up and behold this badass beauty: "Give Blood, Play Hockey"—a shirt that screams you’re too tough to care about a few bruises and too smart to miss the irony. It’s heavy cotton, because your hardcore attitude demands a fabric that can take a hit like a pro. Unisex, so every swaggering rink warrior can strut this bold beast and let the weaklings know you’re here to dominate. Slap it on and watch the crowd roar—or cower—at your sheer audacity. You’re a legend, own it.

 

This heavy cotton unisex tee is sold as the “ultimate anchor” of your gear lineup. Yeah, it’s the launchpad for gritty style—if you’re into swallowing that hype whole. Throw a killer design on it, and you’re basically a merchandising god. The “top-notch woven strands” deliver a flawless base for loud, in-your-face prints, because your ice-cold bravado deserves to slam the competition in vivid glory. No side seams, so you’re not whining about armpit rubs, and the shoulders are locked down with tape—because your swagger’s built to last.

 

It’s got that medium grit (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for year-round wear that’s tough enough to match your eco-bragging rights. The no-nonsense fit is roomy and rugged, with a crew neck that’s “iconic”—perfect for crushing it anywhere, from rink-side brawls to semi-civilized showdowns. Tear-away tag? Damn right, because you’re too badass for petty itches. Hammered out of 100% US cotton, grown and grabbed with ethics, thanks to Gildan’s chest-thumping US Cotton Trust Protocol stamp. 

 

Oeko-Tex sealed, too, so you can grin wide knowing your gritty tee is as legit as your game face. It’s a freaking power play in fabric form—wear it and rule the ice, you cocky champ.