Game Over Funny Marriage Joke Accent Coffee Mug (11, 15oz)

Meet your new morning asshole, the "Game Over" marriage joke coffee mug—because nothing says "I’m stuck with you" like a snarky jab at your eternal ball-and-chain status. This smug prick comes in 11oz (0.33 l) or 15oz (0.44 l), so you’ve got plenty of room to drown your regrets in coffee or tea. 

 

Forged from white ceramic with a glossy finish that’s shinier than your wedding vows, it’s got a colored interior and handle to mock your life choices in style. The C-shaped grip’s there for your tired, ring-bound hands, and it’s lead and BPA-free—because the only thing toxic here should be your spouse’s attitude. 

 

Pick from five colors to match your level of marital despair, and sip away the pain of realizing it’s "game over" for your freedom, you poor bastard. Material: white ceramic with a colored interior and handle that screams "till death do us part."
Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)—big enough for your bitter brew.
Glossy finish, because your misery deserves a shine.
C-shaped handle for your defeated grasp.
Lead and BPA-free, so your coffee’s the only thing burning your soul.   

The joke’s a classic: "Game Over" slams the lid on your single-life arcade, now replaced with the endless level grind of marriage. Chug it down, you lovesick fool.