From the Bottom of my Heart, IDGAF! Funny Adult NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Check out this clever little t-shirt: "From the Bottom of My Heart, IDGAF." Ideal for the intellectual elite who’ve cracked the code on not wasting energy on trivial nonsense. It’s heavy cotton, because your profound disinterest deserves a fabric with some gravitas. Unisex, so all you brilliant minds can sport this NSFW gem and subtly flex your superior detachment. Put it on and let the peasants marvel at your next-level apathy. Well played.

 

Now, this unisex heavy cotton tee is billed as the “basic staple” of your wardrobe. Sure, it’s the bedrock of casual fashion—if you’re into that whole foundational vibe. Add a witty design, and bam, you’re practically printing money. The “specially spun fibers” give it a smooth surface for crisp, vivid printing, because your genius deserves to shine in high def. No side seams, so you’re spared the indignity of itchy armpits, and the shoulders have tape for durability—because even your indifference has staying power.

 

It’s medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort for your sustainable, high-IQ lifestyle. The classic fit is comfy and relaxed, with a crew neckline that’s timeless—perfect for outsmarting any occasion, casual or semi-formal. Tear-away label? Naturally, because scratches are beneath you. Made with 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested, courtesy of Gildan’s fancy US Cotton Trust Protocol membership.

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can rest easy knowing your brainy tee meets top-tier safety and quality standards. It’s basically the Einstein of shirts—wear it and own your smug brilliance.