Friday the 13th Funny Adult Horror Movie Parody Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Take a gander at the "Friday The 13th Funny Adult Horror Movie Parody Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee" from Totally Random Gifts—a wickedly twisted jab at slasher flick fanatics and their machete-wielding idols. "Friday The 13th" is splashed across it in a font that’s practically cackling through the woods, a raunchy adult parody that flips the horror classic into something you’d snicker at over a beer. It’s the go-to garb for when you’d rather mock Jason than run from him.

This burly cotton fiend is your wardrobe’s resident wiseass, unisex so everyone can join the bloody fun. Hammered out of 100% US cotton via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can feel a smug twinge of decency before diving back into the gore. Medium thickness at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)—stats for the freaks counting kills. No side seams to spoil your stride, sturdy shoulders to shrug off the screams, and a peel-off tag because even the fabric’s too cool for fright.

Sporting a timeless crew neck and true-to-size from S to 5XL—snag whatever fits your level of dark humor. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a scream when you’re this irreverent. Chuck it in your basket, shell out for shipping, and wear it to taunt the campfire—or not. This tee isn’t here to spook you; it’s here to salute your twisted grin and crack open a cold one by the lake.