Fake News Funny Collage Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Get ready to torch the tabloids with this firecracker: "Fake News," a unisex heavy cotton tee that’s a mashup of mayhem so gutsy it’ll make anchors sweat! Built for the quick-witted rebels who catch the “bogus bulletin” zinger and live to skewer the spin machine. It’s heavy cotton, because your razor-sharp jabs need a fabric that can take the heat of your brilliance. Slap it on and swagger like the rogue reporter of roasting—you’re the lead story in badassery, you scoop-slaying maverick!

 

Here’s the real dirt, you cunning scribe: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the kingpin of your threads, the newsroom where casual flair pumps out the headlines. It’s dying for a loud design to stack that cash—because who doesn’t want to profit off a pressroom piss-take? The “prime-woven strands” (ooh, swanky!) roll out prints that blare louder than a clickbait siren. No side seams, so you’re not whining about armpit buzz, and the shoulders are locked in solid—because your satire’s too fierce to fold.

 

Packing medium muscle (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton grit—cozy year-round, green enough to nod at the eco-warriors, and tough as a deadline crunch. The classic cut is free and fierce, with a crew neck that’s “eternal”—ruling every gig, from barstool rants to semi-fancy bylines. Peel-off label? You bet your ass, because you’re too slick for tag gripes. Forged from 100% US cotton, nabbed with nerve, stamped with Gildan’s lofty US Cotton Trust Protocol cred. 

 

Oeko-Tex sealed, so you can grin knowing your snarky tee is as tight as your facts (or not). This is a wearable “read all about it, it’s crap!”—rock it and own the newsstand, you sly truth-twister!