Evolution of Man Guitar Player Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Music Lovers

Feast your eyes on the "Evolution of Man Guitar Player Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Music Lovers" from Totally Random Gifts—a snarky little jab at humanity’s so-called progress. It’s got a riff on the classic evolution chart, ending with a guitar-strumming badass, plastered in a font that’s practically strutting its stuff—no crude puns, just a smug nod to shredders who know they’re the real peak. Perfect for when you’d rather riff than evolve.

This burly cotton fiend is your wardrobe’s resident rockstar, unisex so anyone can jam out in it. Crafted from 100% US cotton via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can feel a twinge of pride before tuning it out. Medium thickness at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)—stats for the geeks counting frets. No side seams to cramp your style, toughened shoulders to handle your power chords, and a peel-off tag because even the fabric’s too cool for baggage.

Sporting a timeless crew neck and true-to-size from S to 5XL—snag whatever fits your level of sonic swagger. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a laugh when you’re this legendary. Add it to your stash, shell out for shipping, and wear it to flex on the cavemen—or don’t. This tee isn’t here to crawl; it’s here to crank the amp and leave the primates in the dust.