Eat Pray Love Ed Gein Serial Killer Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Alright, check out this T-shirt that’s here to mock your inspirational quotes with a serial killer twist—featuring the oh-so-charming "Eat Pray Love" featuring "The Plainfield Butcher" Ed Gein, plastered across it. It’s like Elizabeth Gilbert’s memoir got lost in a horror flick and decided to roll with it. Perfect for the dark humor fan who’d rather snicker at life’s absurdity than meditate on it. Wear it to your next book club or yoga class and watch the room clear out faster than you can say “namaste.”

 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is the backbone of your wardrobe, the unsung hero of casual that’s begging for a design to make it worth a dime. The fibers are spun with some clever tech for top-notch print quality—because blurry sarcasm is just sad. No side seams to chafe your pits, and taped shoulders so it holds up through your inevitable shrug at society. 

 

We’re talking medium fabric—5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) if you’re into specifics—100% cotton, sustainably sourced because even your apathy can be eco-friendly. Classic fit, crew neck, the usual suspects for a shirt that works whether you’re lounging or pretending to care at a semi-formal thing. Tear-away label for no-itch vibes, and it’s 100% US cotton, ethically grown via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol—because who doesn’t love a side of morality with their morbidity? 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, so it’s safe to wear while you’re busy not giving a damn. Enjoy your snarky little conversation starter.