Buffalo Bill's Body Lotion Silence of the Lambs Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Take a gander at this twisted treasure: "Buffalo Bill’s Body Lotion," a Silence of the Lambs nod for those with a sick sense of humor and a PhD in creepy. It’s heavy cotton, because your warped wit needs a fabric that can handle the load. Unisex, so every sly mastermind can slip into this darkly hilarious tee and let the normies know you’re too clever for their basic minds. Pop it on and enjoy the stares while you revel in your own brilliance. Nicely twisted, you devious brain.

 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is touted as the “linchpin” of your closet. Yeah, it’s the starting block for casual cool—if you buy into that overblown pitch. Add a grim little design, and you’re practically a profit-making savant. The “fancy-woven fibers” keep it sleek for stark, standout printing, because your macabre charm deserves to pop off the chest. No side seams, so you’re free from annoying armpit rubs, and the shoulders are taped up—because even your cynicism demands durability.

 

It’s medium heft (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for year-round wear that’s green enough to stroke your smug eco-ego. The classic shape is chill and roomy, with a crew neck that’s “eternal”—perfect for outwitting any scene, from slouchy to semi-polished. Tear-away label? Yep, because you’re far too refined for tag-induced suffering. Made from 100% US cotton, ethically plucked and processed, courtesy of Gildan’s high-and-mighty US Cotton Trust Protocol status. 

 

Oeko-Tex stamped, too, so you can grin knowing your sinister tee is safe and top-notch. It’s basically a wearable smirk—sport it and let your twisted intellect shine.