Boobies Bird Collection Funny Adult NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

For all you bird-obsessed brainiacs who think blue-footed boobies are the pinnacle of comedy, this one’s got your name on it. Heavy cotton, because your vast intellect needs a fabric that can keep up. Unisex, so every genius—feathered or not—can strut around in this NSFW brilliance. Wear it and let everyone know you’re the sharpest beak in the flock. Nailed it.

 

Now, this unisex heavy cotton tee is apparently the “basic staple” of your wardrobe. Yeah, it’s the cornerstone of casual fashion—if you’re into that whole “I’m so basic” flex. Throw a cheeky design on it, and boom, you’re raking in the dough. The “specially spun fibers” make it smooth for printing—crisp and vivid, because your bird puns deserve to be seen from a mile away. No side seams, so you won’t have to deal with pesky armpit itches, and the shoulders have tape for durability—because even your wit needs a solid frame.

 

It’s medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for year-round comfort while you lecture everyone about sustainable living. The classic fit is comfy and relaxed, with a crew neckline that’s timeless—perfect for outsmarting the room at any casual or semi-formal bird-watching convention. Tear-away label? Of course, because scratches are for lesser minds. Made with 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested, thanks to Gildan’s fancy US Cotton Trust Protocol membership.

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can smugly note its safety and quality creds. It’s basically the PhD of t-shirts—wear it and school the world in style.