Bitch, Bitch, Bitch Funny Adult NSFW Dog Lovers Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Brace yourself for this barking bombshell: "Bitch Bitch Bitch," an NSFW unisex heavy cotton tee that’s got a doggone pun so fierce it’ll make tails wag and jaws drop! Tailored for the dog-loving daredevils who catch the “female dog” triple-whammy and howl with glee. It’s heavy cotton, because your savage humor needs a fabric that can handle the leash-free chaos. Slip it on and prowl like the top dog of sass—you’re the pack leader of puns, you snarling genius!

 

Here’s the raw deal, you crafty canine: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the alpha beast of your gear, the kennel where casual swagger gets unleashed and runs wild. It’s howling for a ballsy design to stack those bones—because who doesn’t want to cash in on a bitchin’ good time? The “top-notch threads” (ooh, classy!) roll out prints that growl louder than a pup on a mailman chase. No side seams, so you’re not yapping about itchy pits, and the shoulders are bolted strong—because your bite’s too bold to break.

 

Packing medium muscle (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton ferocity—cozy all year, green enough to wag at the eco-freaks, and tough as a pitbull’s chew toy. The classic cut is free and fierce, with a crew neck that’s “eternal”—ruling every turf, from sloppy dog park hangs to semi-fancy fetch-fests. Tossable label? Damn straight, because you’re too slick for tag whining. Forged from 100% US cotton, fetched with grit, stamped with Gildan’s uppity US Cotton Trust Protocol badge. 

 

Oeko-Tex locked, so you can smirk knowing your rowdy tee is as solid as your bark. This is a wearable “woof woof, get it?”—rock it and own the yard, you tail-wagging titan!